How To Grow A Mustache Like Wes Welker

I’ve has a sudden deluge of e-mail asking me how to grow a mustache like Wes Welker from the New England Patriots. Well, just as you might not be able to put up yards-after-carry like Wes does, you might not be able to grow a mustache like he does. It takes time and testosterone. My advice? Get started soon. In this video I’ll tell you how fast (er, slowly) a mustache grows for most men.

What’s the Difference Between an Antiperspirant and a Deodorant?

Are you using an antiperspirant or a deodorant? Do you even know? We have two types of sweat glands and two types of deodorant. In this video I’ll explain the difference and how to choose the product best for you. Please note that I’m a lifelong fan of Dove products and that I’m a consultant to Unilever, the company that makes Dove Men +Care.

Super Glue, Super Smooth, and the Bald Truth

1. One of the funniest moments of my first decade of life was when my grandmother accidently super-glued her finger to her tooth while trying to fix her dentures. If we had eHow back then, I could’ve told her how to get the super glue off her finger. Instead, I just went back to my Atari. That is, when I could breath again.

2. Less is more, says Cosmo. After polishing your face smoother than marble with this new microdermabrasion, you’ll be able to go makeup free by carrying your own glow. Just don’t over-do it.

3. Dr. Bernstein breaks down baldness on Men’s Health.