Here’s an recent FaceTime conversation I had with my 10-year-old niece in Rhode Island:
Me: Hey, Kiddo! How’s it goin?
Niece: What happened to your face?
Me: It’s my ‘stache for Movember. You like it?
Niece: No. It looks like you have chocolate cake all over your face.
Me: Yeah, but it’s for a good cause. (I go on to explain Movember to her)
Niece: Why not just make a donation and shave the moustache?
Based on feedback from her and my wife, I have decided to go with the Easy-Rider moustache. According to my niece, it makes me look like I can ride a motorcycle. Which apparently is a super cool thing.